10 Things a Guy Ought to Know About His Testicles

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Tina has been sick like a dog for the past few days. She’s missed 2 days of work and has been drinking more tea that Captain Picard. Her throat is scratchy and she insists that regular swallowing is like swallowing razor blades. Razor blades, Tina? Really? If this is true, then it sounds to me like she could have a long, lucrative career in a circus freakshow. Continue reading

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Too Much Horn!

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I’ve covered bad driving before. We all know Tina struggles in the area of chauffering, and really, that’s okay. But I feel it’s important to talk about Tina’s shotgunning skills.

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Women Can’t Dress Themselves

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“Help me!”, she beckons. You’re busy doing something, so you try to ignore it. The siren whines as you struggle to block out its incessant call. You stuff tissue in your ears, but the melody only gets louder and more annoying, almost as if it was coming from inside your own head. Finally, you give in and sluggishly make your way to her. “What can I do for you?”, you inquire reluctantly. She turns her head slightly sideways and says “Can you zip me up?” Continue reading

A Pyjama Party: Before & After

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BEFORE
Tina and I have invited a couple of friends over. The theme: Pyjama Party. Or more precisely, comfortable lazing around the house attire.

What’s on the activities board for this evening? Jamming. We’ll be cracking out the guitars, the banjo, the cajon, the ukelele, and yes, back by popular demand, the shaker egg! Perhaps there will even be some board games. Who knows where the night will take us…? Continue reading

A Pyjama Party: Before & After

Posted by Todd Blankenship

BEFORE
Tina and I have invited a couple of friends over. The theme: Pyjama Party. Or more precisely, comfortable lazing around the house attire.

What’s on the activities board for this evening? Jamming. We’ll be cracking out the guitars, the banjo, the cajon, the ukelele, and yes, back by popular demand, the shaker egg! Perhaps there will even be some board games. Who knows where the night will take us…?

Continue reading